Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you need to know about the most complicated patterns in the world.
How do you determine the price of your shirts?
The price of our shirts is determined by the complexity of the pattern. The more the lines crisscross and overlap, the more expensive the shirt becomes.
When do you restock new patterns?
We restock our inventory as soon as our designers can create more intricate designs. Because of the complexity involved, these are limited-edition drops.
What is your shipping policy?
We offer standard and expedited shipping worldwide. All shirts are packed with extreme care to ensure the patterns remain crisp and undisturbed during transit.
Can I return a shirt if the pattern is too wild for me?
We accept returns within 30 days of purchase, provided the shirt is unworn and the original tags are attached. Please note that 'pattern shock' is not a valid reason for a free return label.
Are the shirts high quality?
Yes, every shirt is made with premium materials. However, people aren't buying them for the fabric—they are buying them for the patterns, which are bargain-bin prices for how complicated they are.
Do you have a physical store location?
Our flagship store is located in the shops at the creek. Please be prepared for a crowd, as our patterns often cause quite a stir among shoppers.